O, Cell Phone, Where For Art Thou?

O, cell phone, my cell phone
Where for art thou?
I've been waiting for you since Monday
Because I've been lonely since that day

O, cell phone, my cell phone
Where for art thou?
That day when the Wicked Witch took you from me
My life shattered like leaves falling from a tree

O, cell phone, my cell phone
Where for art thou?
If you're in her cabinet,
come to me because we're each others magnets

O, cell phone, my cell phone
Where for art thou?
My pocket has been missing you
It needs to be filled and wooed

O, cell phone, my cell phone
Where for art thou?
I'll dream of holding you tonight
O, that doesn't seem so right!

O, cell phone, my cell phone
My fingers are already tired
Therefore, I'm stopping this now
I'll sleep with the hope of our love to be allowed